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Thu, Jun. 1st, 2006, 02:59 am

Title: Past and Present Universe: 15 and Pregnant
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House/Chase
Prompt: 004 Firsts
Warning: Hints of an underage relationship, SLASH and MPREG. If you don’t like either please do not read this.
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Rating:
Author's Notes: Okay, first I have never been pregnant or given birth so this is all guess work besides what I have seen on A Baby’s Story on TLC. I tried to keep it vague as possible. Next, I do not own House MD or have any claims on it if I did there would be a lot more slash and it would be called the House love Chase show. I am not writing this story for any type of profit. Please do not sue me as I am a poor law student with -$500 in the bank and a summer tuition bill of $3,000.


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Wed, May. 31st, 2006, 12:15 am

Title: Past and Present Universe: Nightmare
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House/Chase
Prompt: 073 Threesome
Warning: Hints of an underage relationship, SLASH and MPREG. If you don’t like either please do not read this.
Word Count: 2974
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: I do not own House MD or have any claims on it if I did there would be a lot more slash and it would be called the House love Chase show. I am not writing this story for any type of profit. Please do not sue me as I am a poor law student with -$500 in the bank and a summer tuition bill of $3,000.

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Wed, May. 24th, 2006, 08:55 pm

And because I am from Northwest Indiana ....




You Know You're From Chicago When...


You say "Wanna go with?" when you mean "Do you want to come with me?"

You know what Kennedy, Dan Ryan, Eisenhower, Edens, and Bishop Ford, have in common and curse one of them daily.

You know what "the Hillside strangler is."

You can name three or four extra taxes nobody else pays.

You know the difference between Richard J Daley and Richard M Daley.

You can use two or three Daleyisms in context.

You can imitate the Mayor's whine.

You say Chicawgo and not Chicaago.

You think going to a Bears game in single digit temperatures with a wind off the lake (and freezing rain) is fun.

Da is a proper definite article.

You expect corruption in local politics.

You go to the Dells in the summer to get away from the other 20 thousand that followed you.

You've been caught speeding in Wisconsin because you had Illinois plates.

You guard your shoveled parking space with an old chair and unusable broom.

You know why they call it "the Windy City."

You know dead people who voted.

You understand the Democratic machine and don't fight against it.

You've never ever considered the idea of hiring non-union laborers.

You've never been to Springfield.

You know a good gyros joint.

You know what Giordanos, Lou Malnati's, and Gino's have in common.

You know when the last time the Cubs won a pennant.

You know exactly how many cars are "legally" allowed to turn left after the light turns red.

You don't know which ethnic "fest" to choose on any given Summer weekend.

Your idea of relaxing and getting away from it all is Ravinia (with 10,000 others who have the same idea).

You can recite many of "The Blues Brothers" lines and know where they filmed certain scenes.

You consider paying someone to watch your car at a sporting event as just another "city tax."

The "Living Room" is called the "front room"

You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois. You become irate at people who do

You measure distance in minutes (especially "from the city"). And you swear everything is pretty much 15 minutes away

You refer to anything South of I-80 as "Southern Illinois"

You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake"

You refer to Chicago as "The City"

"The Super Bowl" refers to one specific game in a series of 35 played in January of 1986

You have two favorite football teams: The Bears, and anyone who beats the Packers!

You buy "The Trib"

You think 35 degrees is great weather to wash your car!

You know what goes on a Chicago Style Hot Dog

You know what Chicago Style Pizza REALLY is

You understand what "lake-effect" means

You know the difference between Amtrak and Metra, and know which station they end up at. You have ridden the "L"

You can distinguish between the following area codes: 847,630,773,708, 312, & 815

You respond to the question "Where are you from" with a side" example:"WEST SIDE", "SOUTH SIDE" or "NORTHSIDE."

You know what the phone number is to Empire Carpet!

You wear gym shoes, not sneakers.

Your favorite melody to hum is "Bang,Bang,Bang-Skeet,Skeet,Skeet!!!!"

You faithfully attended Lil Louis parties at The Bismarck.

You GOT to have spaghetti at your barbecue.

You are STILL a Bulls fan........

You think kicking it outside of White Castles parking lot, (79th and Stony Island) is the "Freak Nik"

You go to Harold`s and order 4 pc wing, mild sauce, salt and pepper.

You have a picture of Harold Washington in your kitchen, living room, family room or basement.

You have ever waited in line at Home of the Hoagy on 111th for 30-45 minutes for a steak samich wit cheese

You have ever been to the Tiki Room lounge in Hyde Park

You have Y made a special trip downtown because you had a craving for Garrett's caramel and cheese popcorn.

What!!! We don`t get a Fifty? Oh yeah....

You drink at bars called "Bud on Tap" or "Milwaukee's Best" -- no names, just beer signs out front.

It's January and you see someone's kitchen chair in the street, and you know that if you're a responsible citizen and bring it back to the sidewalk you will be shot on sight

You live two miles from work and it takes you two hours to drive there

You don't flinch when you pay the fifth toll of your 45-minute car ride on the highway

When you read a big story in the paper about mob ties in the city government, your first reaction is "So, tell me something I don't know."

You know Lincoln Towing is Satan incarnate.

You've paid $105 for towing, $30 for more than one "street cleaning" ticket, $58 for a city vehicle sticker, and $70 for a license plate sticker -- and chalk it all up to "neighborhood taxes."

You pluralize grocery stores and retail chains: "I'm going to Jewels"; "I bought it at Targets"; "I couldn't find parking at Wal-Marts"

You've taken the Red Line past the point where all white people get off and all black people get on -- or vice versa.

You've cursed at a cyclist, pedestrian, or in-line skater on the lakefront path.

You know the significance of State and Madison.

You wonder if the fries will taste the same at Sammy Sosa's Restaurant.

You don't miss Planet Hollywood.

You're not ashamed of wearing a big fur Russian hat, or a headsock with one hole in it, in public from November through March.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Chicago.




Wed, May. 24th, 2006, 08:50 pm



You Know You're From Indiana When...


You drive for three hours and the scenery outside doesn't change.

There's three feet of snow on the ground and school is still in session.

You only go to the mall once a year 'cause it takes too long to get there.

While driving all you see is corn.

People still have Christmas decorations up at Easter.

You start saying to yourself "More than corn in Indiana my butt."

Anyone with a cell phone looks out of place.

Walking through Wal-Mart with two carts full of kids is normal.

Wnyone with a tan is rich.

The hip hang-out place is McDonald's.

There really is more than corn in Indiana. There?s soybeans, too.

When you plan an orgy and a Euchre game breaks out.

A restaurant has an invisible wall in the non-smoking section and you believe it works.

Speeding consists of 2 miles over the speed limit.

You think you don't have to use a turn signal on your car because you don't use it on your tractor.

You build your dream house on a cornfield, and you considered it posh.

You warsh your clothes and you think George Warshington was the first president.

You're proud to be called a Hoosier, even if you don't know what one is.

You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute"

Detassling was your first job. Bailing hay, your second.

You can stack hay, swim in the pond to clean off, and then have the strength to play a couple of games of hoops all in the same day.

You say things like "catty-wumpus" and "kitty-corner".

You own a dirtbike or a ATV.

You live in a city ... and there's a cornfield in your backyard.

High school basketball game draws a bigger crowd on the weekend nights than movie theaters.

You can see at least 2 basketball hoops from your yard.

You can name every one of Bob Knight's "exploits" over the last few years.

You shop at Marsh.

Damon Bailey was your childhood hero.

The biggest question of your youth was "IU or Purdue?"

Indianapolis is the "big city".

"Getting caught by a train" is a legitimate excuse for being late to school.

People at your high school chewed tobacco.

Everyone knows who the town cop is, where he lives, and whether he is at home or on duty.

You actually know what the CART vs IRL debate is about and have taken a side.

To you, a raccoon is simply a "coon".

The vehicle of choice in your area is not a car, but a pickup.

Someone you know is BIG John Mellencamp fan.

You've been to the Covered Bridge Festival.

To you, a tenderloin is not an expensive cut of beef, but a big, salty, breaded piece of pork served on a bun with pickles.

You call a green bell pepper a "mango".

Sometimes, you call the toilet the "commode" or the "stool".

In the fall, one of your favorite pranks was corning cars.

You know what FFA and 4H stand for.

You know what chip-and-seal is, and your high school was located on just such a road.

You go the county fair every night of it's week-long duration.

You can say "French Lick" without laughing out loud.

There's actually a college near you named "Ball State."

The last "g" is silent in any word ending in "ing."

You think the state Bird is Larry.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Indiana.




Fri, Mar. 17th, 2006, 05:18 pm
My Past, My Future: Chapter 6

Title: My Past, My Future: 6
Fandom: Navy NCIS
Characters: Gibbs/Tony
Summery: What if Tony and Gibbs had met long before they worked together at the NCIS and had a relationship? What if only one of them knew about there past and had a secret.
Rating: R
Author's Notes: Contains MPREG and CHAN.
Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS and own no one except for Tony's family. I did not write this for money or any type of profit. Please don’t sue me I am a poor law student with -$300 in the bank and a tuition bill for $7,000 due umm... last week.

Author’s Notes: Sorry this part took so long. I was injured in January and my ability to type was greatly reduced. I am still not up to speed but thought that you all would like the next part even if it is short.

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Fri, Jan. 20th, 2006, 11:20 am

Until further notice I will not be posting anymore fanfiction.

Last weekend the trunk of my car slammed down on my arm due to a gust of wind and at the very least I hurt the muscles and stuff in my arm. The doctor will not know if it is broken (hairline fracture) until the swelling goes down more. I have no clue right now about recovery time, I should know more on Monday.

Typing anything takes me a very long time right now and with school my arm is killing me at the end of the day. Also add that with the drugs that they gave me I am not making much sense right now.

I will work as much as I can during the weekend on writing but it will take me awhile to write out even a single story.

Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006, 01:00 am

Title: The Plan
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House/Chase
Prompt: 077 Betrayal
Warning: SLASH and MPREG. If you don’t like either please do not read this.
Word Count: 1079
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I do not own House MD or have any claims on it if I did there would be a lot more slash and it would be called the House love Chase show. I am not writing this story for any type of profit. Please do not sue me as I am a poor law student with -$300 in the bank.

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Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006, 09:41 pm

Title: My Past, My Future: Part 5 1/2 (Teaser for 6)
Fandom: Navy NCIS
Characters: Gibbs/Tony
Summery: What if Tony and Gibbs had met long before they worked together at the NCIS and had a relationship? What if only one of them knew about there past and had a secret.
Rating: R
Author's Notes: Contains MPREG and CHAN.
Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS and own no one except for Tony's family. I did not write this for money or any type of profit. Please don’t sue me I am a poor law student with -$300 in the bank.


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Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006, 09:40 pm

Title: My Past, My Future: Part 5
Fandom: Navy NCIS
Characters: Gibbs/Tony
Summery: What if Tony and Gibbs had met long before they worked together at the NCIS and had a relationship? What if only one of them knew about there past and had a secret.
Rating: R
Author's Notes: Contains MPREG and CHAN.
Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS and own no one except for Tony's family. I did not write this for money or any type of profit. Please don’t sue me I am a poor law student with -$300 in the bank.


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Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006, 09:39 pm

Title: My Past, My Future: Part 4
Fandom: Navy NCIS
Characters: Gibbs/Tony
Summery: What if Tony and Gibbs had met long before they worked together at the NCIS and had a relationship? What if only one of them knew about there past and had a secret.
Rating: R
Author's Notes: Contains MPREG and CHAN.
Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS and own no one except for Tony's family. I did not write this for money or any type of profit. Please don’t sue me I am a poor law student with -$300 in the bank.


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